The Cook
Nice lid, Kitchen Bitch.
Christopher Garlington lives in Chicago in a standard two kids, wife, dog, corner-lot, two car, small business owner American dream package. He drives a 2003 Camry, sports a considerable notebook fetish, and smokes Arturo Fuente Partaga Maduros at the Cigar King as often as possible. His stories have appeared in Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, South Lit, and other magazines. His short story collection, King of the Road is available on Amazon. His Funny Dad column in Chicago Parent Magazine was nominated for a national humor award (rigged). He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; the anti-writing blog, Creative Writer Pro; and co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats, available on Amazon and in fine bookstores everywhere. He is waiting for just the right photographer to get a good portrait but until then, please accept this poor example of his wizened visage. Click it!
You are encouraged to contact me at Kitchen Bitch
